Microsoft Iliad

So,
Microsoft have rewritten the Iliad in IM chat stylee. It would be great if I could get a hold of this travesty in linguisitics. Actually, I'm serious, I think it would be interesting. My friend Katie did some sort of thesis of linguistics using AIM, so I think its a totally legitimate comment on language. Its cool. If I could only find the whole text. Sometimes, although my lovely iBook is gorgeous and I wouldn't trade her for anything, I wish that it would behave like PCs, so I could take part in these cultural comments.