worst dumper ever

So I just read on smitten about someone getting dumped by txt message. I'm actually not particularly surprised by this - quick and painless for the dumper. All done in 160 characters. I've even done it once in a particularly drunken state. The words I used have gone down in infamy of bad drunken moves: "I'm writing you out of my life". Why? I think that I lost all dignity in that move. It was a long time ago, I'm pleased to say. Txt msg has got to be one of the worst ways to go, but my least favourite would be in a comments page on a blog. That would be no fun, and include acute public humiliation. Nothing worse.