food has feelings too!

And I have proof. I got a tomato-ey pasta salad thing from Sainsburys yesterday, and after one bit I pulled a face and said, in a very whiney voice, "I don't like this". Well, whaddya know? The next bite of pasta that I was going to take, just to check whether I didn't like it, propelled itself off my fork and onto my just-washed favourite t-shirt. That's the last time I insult a pasta salad.