funniest radio ever

During my hideously hungover state on Sunday, I did manage to hear the funniest thing on Radio 1, which was some dietician (why?) talking about poo, and what colour it should be, and what size, and other such hilarities. However, it got worse, whenever she decided to get personal on Vernon Kay, and ask him what colour his poo was, and its consistency. And man, was he open! It was hilarious.