I hate BMW drivers

I am assuming by making this mass statement I am not alienating any of my dear readers. But tis true. And let me tell you why.

I was biking back from the gym (yes, I bike to the gym and back. It means I can skimp on my cardio whilst I'm there, not that I am super fit!), and, as usual, there was quite a lot of traffic on the Lisburn Rd, so no one was going anywhere fast. Just as I was coming up to a parked car, a 30ft gap opens up in the lane beside me, and the BMW sees his chance to accelerate for, oh, 5 seconds, but man, this 5 seconds is too good to miss, and he vrooms past me whilst I am right beside this parked car, and nearly forces me into it. What a complete w*@!er. And I don't even swear that much. That's how angry I was.